The Teachers Salary Smoothie

You just got home from a run, a sauna visit, and its a quarter to 12... what do you want?!

A SMOOTHIE!!

.....you check the wallet... nothing there

.....you check under the sofa for change... nothing there

.....you check your refrigerator and you find:

* way overdue to be thrown away brown banana

*Popsicles from wally world

*blueberries from wally world